TALES OF A PIRATE NINJA 1
My name is Archie Beller, and let me tell you – these California kids are weird. Mom and I had just moved to Kings Cove from Nebraska when all of a sudden, the boys in my new school wanted me to make a choice – a very weird choice. That choice set off a chain of events that I never would have believed in a million years. But all you need to know is this – because of it, a legend was born. The legend of Pirate Ninja. Tales of a Pirate Ninja is a hilarious adventure perfect for children ages 7-12.
TALES OF A PIRATE NINJA 2: Pranks In Paradise
My name is Archie Beller, and I AM Pirate Ninja. But the kids of Kings Cove, California are still super weird and our town is crawling with bad guys. The worst of the bunch might just be this scary dude named The Vulture. And long story short, one of Freddy’s boogers backfires on us. Intrigued? Disgusted? Great. Try out my second adventure, Pranks In Paradise to find out more. Pirate Ninja 2: Pranks in Paradise is a hilarious action adventure full of pirates, ninjas, martial arts, humor, and plenty of pranks and is perfect for children ages 9-12.
DIARY OF A 6th GRADE LOSER 1: Dart Guns At Dawn
My name is Sean Kelly, I’m a 6th Grader, and a bunch of people at my school think I’m a loser. I’m not, of course. And neither are my friends. In fact, Squiggy and Dump Truck (those friends I mentioned and yes I realize they’ve got super weird names) well, Squiggy and Dump Truck thought I should start keeping this Diary to prove to everybody else that we’re not losers. Along the way I just might have captured the life of the MOST interesting kids in history (possible exaggeration). If you don’t believe me, try reading and find out for yourself. Diary of a 6th Grade Loser is a hilarious adventure for children ages 9-12
DIARY OF A 6th GRADE LOSER 2: Sledding At Sunset
My name is Sean Kelly, I’m a 6th Grader, and lots of people in my town STILL think I’m a loser. This time out, it’s Christina Delgado, the most annoyingly perfect girl ever. Because my brain becomes mush around perfection, I may or may not challenge her to the single dumbest challenge in history. Do I become a legend? Or do I become an even bigger loser? Read Book 2 in the 6th Grade Loser Series to find out now! Diary of a 6th Grade Loser is a hilarious adventure perfect for children ages 9-12
TEENAGE TREASURE HUNTER
Six months after his mom’s death, a still broken-hearted Curial Diggs discovers that his mom has left him a challenge. She wants him to find The Romanov Dolls, a fantastic treasure stolen from the Manhattan Art Collective when she was only a child. Despite having an overbearing famous father – who has already mapped out his son’s future – Curial follows his heart and his mother’s clues to Russia where he teams up with the granddaughter of a Russian History Professor to unravel the mystery behind the priceless treasure. Teenage Treasure Hunter is the first book in this exciting new treasure hunting series. Full of history, humor, and danger, these books are perfect for readers ages 10-14 (4th through 8tjh grades).
KATIE PLUMB & THE PENDLETON GANG
Thirteen-year-old Katie Plumb is a spoiled brat with an eye for fashion and a talent for spending money—and she’s about to leave on the trip of a lifetime to fabulous Paris, France. But then the WORST thing in the world happens: her Grandfather changes the plan. Katie’s new destination? A cattle ranch in Nebraska. That’s right. NEBRASKA.
Will the junior high fashion queen from Northern California make it in the rough and tumble world of ranching and rodeo? Or will Katie fail and prove to her grandfather that this was not only a miserable summer but one GIGANTIC mistake? Perfect for readers ages 9-12.
THE BEEF JERKY GANG
When Peter Mills descends into the creepy basement of Finley Junior High, he discovers a dark and twisted truth: girls haven’t always ruled the world. Now armed with a book of ancient, forbidden man secrets (such as how to make paper airplanes, stink bombs, and beef jerky), Peter and his friends think they’ve found the recipe to changing their lives. But the boys of the Beef Jerky Gang will soon find out that the girls aren’t about to give up control to a bunch of prank-pulling punks. Join Peter and his friends in this hilarious first book of the two book Beef Jerky Gang series.
MIDDLE SQUAD 1: The Recruitment of Olive Klein
For twelve year old Olive, humiliating her principal was all part of the plan. But getting kidnapped by a squad of government agents? Not so much. Now, famous trouble maker Olive Klein finds herself in a hidden government fortress training for a highly sensitive mission against the government’s number one threat-a super villain named Magellan. And when Middle Squad finally goes after Magellan, Olive discovers the real reason she was recruited in the first place-and she’s not happy about it. Join Olive and the kids from Middle Squad in this funny and exciting first story in the Middle Squad series, a perfect adventure for all kids ages 9-12.
LUNCHMEAT LENNY 6th GRADE CRIME BOSS 1: The Extraordinary Crew
When peanut butter is declared illegal, Lenny Parker does the foolish thing, and tries to get it back. Now, Wedge City’s local crime boss has the town’s newest resident in an impossible situation—and the only way Lenny can get himself out—is by recruiting a group of kids known more for the time they’ve spent in jail, than the time they’ve spent in class. Perfect for all kids ages 7-12.